I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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