I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!â€while he was cumming
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