is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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