you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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