giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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