have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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