just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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