so that wasnt chicken after all
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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