I want to have your abortion
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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