Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
My ATM looks so different sober.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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