i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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