like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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