In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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