Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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