What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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