You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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