She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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