Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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