wrigley field is MILF paradise
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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