After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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