You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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