i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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