i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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