The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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