Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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