I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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