So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
someone owes me an orgasm
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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