yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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