The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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