yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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