it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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