Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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