sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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