apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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