Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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