is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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