I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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