so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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