See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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