Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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