I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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