I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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