I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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