I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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