I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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