I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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