just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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