im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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