So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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