on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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