Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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