have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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