ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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