the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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