Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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